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The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until
it is clear.

I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.

This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the
man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away
from the wall.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the
kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces.

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden,
which is unsightly and dangerous.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and
would like a third, so will you please send someone to do
something about it.

Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a
funny color and not fit to drink.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an
old age pensioner and need it straight away.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife
got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's
new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools
to finish the job and keep my wife happy.


Better to light one small candle than to curse the %&#$@#! darkness. :t:
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