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#918003 - 09/01/06 01:02 PM New Musical Terms  
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NEW MUSICAL TERMS
In order to keep you abreast of the ever-developing world of musical terminology, provide herewith are the latest additions to the esteemed Harvard Dictionary of Music:

ALLREGRETTO
When you're 16 measures into the piece and realize you took too fast a tempo .
ANGUS DEI
To play with a divinely beefy tone .
APATELLA
Accompanied by knee-slapping .
APPOLOGGIATURA
A composition that you regret playing .
APPROXIMATURA
A series of notes not intended by the composer, yet played with an "I meant to do that" attitude .
APPROXIMENTO
A musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity of the correct pitch .
CACOPHANY
A composition incorporating many people with chest colds.
CORAL SYMPHONY
A large, multi-movement work from Beethoven's Caribbean Period .
DILL PICCOLINI
An exceedingly small wind instrument that plays only sour notes .
FERMANTRA
A note held over and over and over and over and . . .
FERMOOTA
A note of dubious value held for indefinite length .
FIDDLER CRABS
Grumpy string players .
FLUTE FLIES
Those tiny mosquitos that bother musicians on outdoor gigs .
FRUGALHORN
A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument .
GAUL BLATTER
A French horn player .
GREGORIAN CHAMP
The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note the longest .
GROUND HOG
Someone who takes control of the repeated bass line and won't let anyone else play it .
PLACEBO DOMINGO
A faux tenor
SCHMALZANDO
A sudden burst of music from the Guy Lombardo band .
THE RIGHT OF STRINGS
Manifesto of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Violists .
SPRITZICATO
An indication to string instruments to produce a bright and bubbly sound .
TEMPO TANTRUM
What an elementary school orchestra is having when it's not following the conductor .
TROUBLE CLEF
Any clef one can't read: e.g., alto clef for pianists .
VESUVIOSO
An indication to build up to a fiery conclusion .
VIBRATTO
Child prodigy son of the concertmaster

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#918004 - 09/02/06 12:51 AM Re: New Musical Terms  
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As I have just woke up it took me to CORAL SYMPHONY to realise what I was reading then tea shot out my nose. That is very funny but yet so accurate half the time.

Thanks for making my morning

tristian


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, leggy blonde in one hand, whisky in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!
#918005 - 09/02/06 01:31 AM Re: New Musical Terms  
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