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#917094 - 03/13/06 07:26 AM Piano Joke  
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I once went into a piano bar.
It was too loud, so I left and found a pianissimo bar

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#917095 - 03/13/06 11:48 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!

#917096 - 03/13/06 02:16 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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What was the question?


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#917097 - 03/13/06 04:14 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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uhm... was that THAT funny smile ? I guess it was...whahahahahaha.


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#917098 - 03/14/06 12:53 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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Liszt's backyard.
Heh. smile


So, you're a cannibal.
#917099 - 03/18/06 12:30 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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Where's the barline!

#917100 - 05/07/06 02:49 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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Liszt's backyard.
-_-


So, you're a cannibal.
#917101 - 05/07/06 04:18 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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Why was the pianist constipated?


It don't mean a ting if it don't have dat swing
#917102 - 05/18/06 03:39 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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Why WAS the pianist constipated?? (I know a rude answer but it'd require a composer rather than a pianist...)


Piano tuner 23 years.
Musica lux in tenebris...
#917103 - 05/18/06 03:44 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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There was a slow movement? :-0


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#917104 - 06/03/06 03:17 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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What's nice than two roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ


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#917105 - 07/31/06 11:32 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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OK! wow

pianohumorTerrance


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#917106 - 09/10/06 11:22 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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haha, interesting.


"Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable." -Leonard Bernstein
#917107 - 12/24/07 03:51 AM Re: Piano Joke  
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smile

#917108 - 04/12/08 09:47 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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Quote
Originally posted by kenny:
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!


remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper
the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...
so have fun, think "good thoughts" only,
learn to laugh at yourself, and "Count your blessings"!!!!!!!
#917109 - 05/07/08 11:09 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.


Semper ubi sub ubi
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#917110 - 05/14/08 09:23 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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laugh laugh


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#917111 - 05/14/08 09:48 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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Quote
Originally posted by Kawai, HI:
A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
laugh (followed by striking C - G - C with the left hand on the piano (the bass notes)).


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#917112 - 07/29/08 02:15 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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I've got to remember that 'pianissimo bar' gag!

Hi there, I've just joined and am like a kid in a candy store - I love pianos to a degree that makes my friends just shake their heads in pity for me. I've got lots of silly, fun piano stuff on my piano blog that I'm just starting (see below).

Sort of a piano-political-not-joke coz it actually happened:
This is true: back in the horrible days of apartheid in South Africa I was asked to sing and play the piano at Sun City. I refused and they thought I was mad turning down all that money. I said it would be impossible anyway because all the black keys of the piano would be at one end of the keyboard and all the white keys would be at the other...they were not amused...

#917113 - 07/29/08 02:17 PM Re: Piano Joke  
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Oops, meant to have my piano blog listed in my last posta sit has stoopid piano stuff on:
http:hazelquinn.bravejournal.com


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