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Jerry, Think you can just lay back and relax for a while, but I doubt, that's going to happen! . . . This is one of my favourites! Lazy days of summer are coming!
Hey Grandpianoman, I took the liberty of putting your youtube video up! Hope that is okay! This dogs' playing is quite entertaining! This got over 1 million hits too!
Hey Jerry, Would you love to have 1 million of these! (if this picture is offensive to anyone, just private message me and I'll take it down! No questions asked!) Just thought this was cool!
Puns for Intelligent People 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine . 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.com
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. ________________________________________ I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Really? Ya think? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!
----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ----------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ----------------------------------------------------------
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group Weren't they fat enough?! -----------------------------------------------
Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! **************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! *******************************************
And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right? ***************************************************
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.com
It is bright and sunny here. The groundhog has seen its shadow! That means six more weeks (months? years?) of my gigantic snowblower blowing our snow onto you guys!
It was snowing and blowing like mad. 45-55 MPH winds. Blizzard conditions for sure. Grand Rapids in my area received something like 15". Other areas received 18" +. We have pretty good sized snow drifts too.
Right now though, I believe it is over with. The sun has been shining for the past 2 hours or so and is supposed continue shining all day tomorrow. Nutty weather. Freezing cold too!!! I stayed home today. To terrible to venture out in it. They said if you get stuck or have problems "you are on your own for many hours of waiting." Not worth the chance.
I'm going to pack up a truck load of snow and have it delivered to BDB in an ice Truck.
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.com
It is bright and sunny here. The groundhog has seen its shadow! That means six more weeks (months? years?) of my gigantic snowblower blowing our snow onto you guys!
Well, that 'splains it. I wondered where all the white stuff we're getting was coming from!