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The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. #2748898
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I was wondering. As a piano tuner/technician - what are the most frustrating things that you find?

As a customer - I'd like to know what I can do to make life harder for my tech. wink

No not really. I jest. Conversely - I'd like to understand the more difficult or unpleasant issues that they may have to deal with, and if possible what I can do as a customer to help to avoid those frustrations.

Obviously there will be things that I can't help - that are naturally frustrating that comes with the game - but if some of the frustrations are caused by customers it would be handy to know what they are so I can make sure I don't contribute in that way.

Plus - it'd be interesting to see what a different vocation is like compared to what I have to work with on a day to day basis.

Also - whilst not the original question - what also blesses you the most as a piano technician? What are things that customers have done that stand out in a nice way as well that you recall that really made your day or that you appreciate?

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Several weeks ago, I scheduled 3 all day action regulations in a row and all 3 clients fed me lunch. I was amazed. And then another client said I didn't charge enough and gave me a $100 tip. I couldn't believe it.

I find it frustrating having to deal with pianos that are terribly neglected and haven't been tuned for ages. I've learned to have people send me photos if I suspect something but every once in a while, I get caught into dealing with one of these.

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what are the most frustrating things that you find?



Pianos.


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Interesting, Ed. My tuner was over on Saturday and spent all day here doing tuning and regulation on all 4 pianos. I gave him luncheon. He is a vegetarian, so I had to fit round that. When he left I gave him some new potatoes, marrows, courgettes, tomatoes, cucumbers and plums. These were all from my garden. Had he not been allergic to honey he would have got some of that, too.

He really works well when he is here.


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Originally Posted by PhilipInChina
Interesting, Ed. My tuner was over on Saturday and spent all day here doing tuning and regulation on all 4 pianos. I gave him luncheon. He is a vegetarian, so I had to fit round that. When he left I gave him some new potatoes, marrows, courgettes, tomatoes, cucumbers and plums. These were all from my garden. Had he not been allergic to honey he would have got some of that, too.

He really works well when he is here.


I am not surprised if you treat him that well!


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2748993
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Customers who place the piano or furnishings such that there is insufficient room to remove the action or, (in the case of verticals), no room on the treble side to stand when tuning the treble.


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False beats.
Trying to locate and separate a buzz from tinnitis.
Unable to hear what the client hears.
Stage crew that are not careful moving the instrument - finding dings and gouges and no-one knows what happened.
Artist complaints that have no basis in reality.
Competition for the air waves when trying to tune, being forced to ask for reasonable quite.


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2749028
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Nicest thing is when siblings scuffle to be the first to try out the new tuning. Next nicest is when I am told where the bathroom is. I don't like to have to ask. A glass of water is also nice.

Most frustrating is when I misjudge how to manage a pitch raise and the treble break drops more that I can deal with on what I hoped would be a two-pass tuning.

Second would be someone mowing nearby.

Third is pianos that smell like ancient mouse pee.


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Ed McMorrow, RPT] #2749038
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Originally Posted by Ed McMorrow, RPT
Customers who place the piano or furnishings such that there is insufficient room to remove the action or, (in the case of verticals), no room on the treble side to stand when tuning the treble.

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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2749107
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This is all relative. I like the work and am lucky to have this kind of way to serve in the world of work. I realize there are people in this world with real problems. However, these are annoyances:

Poorly marked house numbers -- either behind shrubbery or completely missing. If you gave me an address, how do you expect me to find the place if you don't put up a house number?

Bad directions. Omitting a key element or incomplete information like "then take the next left" without telling me whether the next left is 100 feet or 10 miles. Of course when I take directions directly, I know how to query people and extract the information from folk who aren't good at giving directions. But If directions have been written down or left on paper with someone, that is sometimes problematic. (City people reading this may not comprehend, but I live in an area where GPS directions may not exist or may not be reliable. If Google doesn't have the address number, it directs you to the center of the street/road. If it doesn't even have the road in its database, it directs you to the center of the zip code. Even in town, it directs people to the other end of my block for my address.) This is all made worse when it gets dark before my last appointment of the day and I'm having to use a spotlight to read street signs and house numbers. (Not the customer's fault but missing street signs are also an annoyance).

Not coming to the door. This is bizarre to my thinking but I and other technicians in my chapter have tried ringing the bell when it is obvious that someone is home at the correct appointment time and no one comes. Sometimes calling their phone number gets their attention but I and others have had the experience of being there and knowing someone was at home but unable to attract their attention.

People parking their brains when it comes to pianos. Nobody would ask an automotive mechanic, "How much would it cost to fix my car -- it runs funny. No, I don't know the make, model or year but can you give me a ballpark estimate?" But I regularly get the equivalent.
It's nice if when you call, you can tell the technician whether the piano is a grand or upright, it's age.... at least in terms of era "It was a wedding gift to my grandmother" or "we just got it 5 years ago" or "we got it off craigslist but the owner got it when their daughter was 5 and she just graduated from college", for example. Also something like "It's been years since it was tuned" or "There's a funny sound on one note" or "most of the keys stick. They play the first time but won't repeat". That kind of preliminary information is helpful.

Splicing a string and another one breaks.

These are a few of my unfavorite things...


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2749324
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My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!


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Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!

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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2749818
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I've experienced every imaginable frustration over the years and worked though them all. Life goes on. Each day is a new adventure. I know that any amount of frustration can be turned into a smile at the end. That's why I can't wait to get out in the morning and meet my first piano of the day.

My Ipod that I use for overpulls, temperament, and pitch went on the fritz as I pulled it out for the first of 4 tunings yesterday. It was very hot, and the battery was dead. No worries, I decided to tune aurally and used my iPhone for the first note. I actually enjoyed setting aural temperaments and doing an aural overpull - I need to do that more often. I reset the offending device when I got home, charged it, and it works fine, now.

Overcome the frustrations and move on. Nothing is perfect in this business.

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Bob what device do you use on your i-pod, if i can ask?


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Using CA glue for an ivory, humid weather, accidentally squirting too much out, on fingers, on ivory, top and bottom, time running out, didn't get it on straight, glue set...ARRRRGH!

NOW WHAT?

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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2749843
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Originally Posted by scanderbeg
Bob what device do you use on your i-pod, if i can ask?


I use Tunelab - Nearly every piano requires a pitch raise and/or overpull, and Tunelab is pretty accurate up to 25 cents flat. Final passes and fine tunings are usually by ear.

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Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!


hi, UnrightTooner
I hope that a method using corrugated cardboard shim is brought here neither as a( frustrating thing for a tuner ), but as for the rhyme of your poem.
The use of this method is normal for the US, Pennsylvania, I'm think.
I modest dare thinking of that if this is true so, then the piano owners reads our forum and make a right choice for themselves. Is it so?
regards,

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Originally Posted by Maximillyan
Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!


hi, UnrightTooner
I hope that a method using corrugated cardboard shim is brought here neither as a( frustrating thing for a tuner ), but as for the rhyme of your poem.
The use of this method is normal for the US, Pennsylvania, I'm think.
I modest dare thinking of that if this is true so, then the piano owners reads our forum and make a right choice for themselves. Is it so?
regards,


As "Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder", so too does humor and frustration. I would not tell you, nor anyone else, what to find funny or frustrating. If that is what you are trying to do to me, I find it boorish.

But yes, I would be frustrated to find a piano with cardboard used to fix tuning pins.


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Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
Originally Posted by Maximillyan
Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!


hi, UnrightTooner
I hope that a method using corrugated cardboard shim is brought here neither as a( frustrating thing for a tuner ), but as for the rhyme of your poem.
The use of this method is normal for the US, Pennsylvania, I'm think.
I modest dare thinking of that if this is true so, then the piano owners reads our forum and make a right choice for themselves. Is it so?
regards,


As "Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder", so too does humor and frustration. I would not tell you, nor anyone else, what to find funny or frustrating. If that is what you are trying to do to me, I find it boorish.

But yes, I would be frustrated to find a piano with cardboard used to fix tuning pins.

Do you maliciously deride the method in your poem and at the same time accuse Max of rudeness and a his boorish ?. Sorry, where is yours formal logic here?
You not like that method. Draw your conclusions against it and writing about here. But please do not make fun of it.
Every method has the right to be here, I'm think.
without respect, Max

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Originally Posted by Maximillyan
Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
Originally Posted by Maximillyan
Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!


hi, UnrightTooner
I hope that a method using corrugated cardboard shim is brought here neither as a( frustrating thing for a tuner ), but as for the rhyme of your poem.
The use of this method is normal for the US, Pennsylvania, I'm think.
I modest dare thinking of that if this is true so, then the piano owners reads our forum and make a right choice for themselves. Is it so?
regards,


As "Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder", so too does humor and frustration. I would not tell you, nor anyone else, what to find funny or frustrating. If that is what you are trying to do to me, I find it boorish.

But yes, I would be frustrated to find a piano with cardboard used to fix tuning pins.

Do you maliciously deride the method in your poem and at the same time accuse Max of rudeness and a his boorish ?. Sorry, where is yours formal logic here?
You not like that method. Draw your conclusions against it and writing about here. But please do not make fun of it.
Every method has the right to be here, I'm think.
without respect, Max


The lyrics are a satire. As such, they are immune from being "politically correct" and can be assumed to be boorish. I even made fun of things I approve of. Some Kimball spinets (which have mezzo-therm soundboards), such as their Whitneys, I think are well designed. Since others do not, I thought it fun to include them - laughing at myself. If you cannot laugh at yourself, then you best stay away from ALL types of humor. And if you desire a fair exchange of ideas, such as Forums are, then you need to accept opinions contrary to yours. Again, if you cannot, then you best stay away from ALL Forums.

I'm going to go fishing with my son now. smile


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Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
Originally Posted by Maximillyan
Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
Originally Posted by Maximillyan
Originally Posted by UnrightTooner
My Frustrating Things (to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Old Kimball spinets with mezzo-therm soundboards,
Tuning pins fixed up with pieces of cardboard,
Bi-chords don’t damper from missing a string,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

Mouse nests and dog food that make a key sticking,
Dampchaser with lights that always been blinking,
Dropping the hammer and leaving a ding,
These are a few of My Frustrating Things!

When it’s on pitch, when it sounds great,
With new Dampchaser pads,
I simple remember My Frustrating Things
And then I don’t feel - so glad!


hi, UnrightTooner
I hope that a method using corrugated cardboard shim is brought here neither as a( frustrating thing for a tuner ), but as for the rhyme of your poem.
The use of this method is normal for the US, Pennsylvania, I'm think.
I modest dare thinking of that if this is true so, then the piano owners reads our forum and make a right choice for themselves. Is it so?
regards,


As "Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder", so too does humor and frustration. I would not tell you, nor anyone else, what to find funny or frustrating. If that is what you are trying to do to me, I find it boorish.

But yes, I would be frustrated to find a piano with cardboard used to fix tuning pins.

Do you maliciously deride the method in your poem and at the same time accuse Max of rudeness and a his boorish ?. Sorry, where is yours formal logic here?
You not like that method. Draw your conclusions against it and writing about here. But please do not make fun of it.
Every method has the right to be here, I'm think.
without respect, Max


The lyrics are a satire. As such, they are immune from being "politically correct" and can be assumed to be boorish. I even made fun of things I approve of. Some Kimball spinets (which have mezzo-therm soundboards), such as their Whitneys, I think are well designed. Since others do not, I thought it fun to include them - laughing at myself. If you cannot laugh at yourself, then you best stay away from ALL types of humor. And if you desire a fair exchange of ideas, such as Forums are, then you need to accept opinions contrary to yours. Again, if you cannot, then you best stay away from ALL Forums.

I'm going to go fishing with my son now. smile

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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2750206
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The thing that can drain all the color from my face is this phrase; "I have squeaking pedal that two techs have not been able to fix".


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Lakeviewsteve] #2750323
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Originally Posted by Lakeviewsteve
Adam did you get what you wanted?


Very interesting read - and yes - a few helpful tips in there along the way. smile

Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: David Jenson] #2750335
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Originally Posted by David Jenson
The thing that can drain all the color from my face is this phrase; "I have squeaking pedal that two techs have not been able to fix".


Something similar - "The last tuner dropped something down in the action, maybe you will find it." My guess was a mute, but the reality was far worse. Apparently he dropped his tuning hammer down in among the bass dampers and messed them up pretty good. The tuning hammer wasn't there anymore but the aftermath was. Took a while but got it straightened out. It was a full-sized Kimball Studio. Don't see many of them, but they are pretty nice!


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2750357
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Originally Posted by P W Grey
Using CA glue for an ivory, humid weather, accidentally squirting too much out, on fingers, on ivory, top and bottom, time running out, didn't get it on straight, glue set...ARRRRGH!

NOW WHAT?

Pwg


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2750422
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To go tune a piano in the middle of summer and find the Dampp Chaser unplugged and the tenor is 1/2 step sharp. I just dont understand.

One customer said that because it puts out heat it is designed to keep the piano warm and does not need to run in the summer.


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: Adam.] #2750432
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Vacuum cleaners.


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Re: The most frustrating things you find as a piano technician. [Re: BDB] #2750434
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Originally Posted by BDB
Vacuum cleaners.

Yours .... or the one the customer is running in the next room that's just a few cents off from Bb?
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