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#2490635 - 12/14/15 02:18 PM Beethoven was an alien spy  
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Beethoven was an alien spy. This must explain why his last five piano sonatas are so out of this world.

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#2490649 - 12/14/15 03:52 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Michael Sayers]  
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Beethoven was a black, deaf, alien spy who couldn't see.

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#2490652 - 12/14/15 04:03 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Cheeto717]  
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Originally Posted by Cheeto717
Beethoven was a black, deaf, alien spy who couldn't see.

Word.


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#2490657 - 12/14/15 04:18 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Michael Sayers]  
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Deaf-Blind; African-Alien.

We only need a little bit more information to get him registered for school and assessed to determine the least restrictive appropriate educational environment. We don't care about the espionage bit.


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#2490776 - 12/15/15 03:08 AM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Michael Sayers]  
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Mozart was referred to as being a gift from God when he was alive.

If you believe that aliens are harvesting our genetics, then would not be such a stretch to suppose that Beethoven was also an alien hybrid.

Not that I believe he was... their gifts, impressive as they were, have been witnessed in others time and time again. It is their devotion and hard work, as well as circumstance which made them develop into great people.

#2490791 - 12/15/15 05:09 AM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Michael Sayers]  
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No, Beethoven wasn't an alien, much less a spy.

Aliens are green and have tentacles sticking out of their heads (the better to feel - they are very touchy-feely). And he couldn't possibly be a spy, because spies blend into their surroundings, and his uncouth and hectoring manner makes him stick out.....like an alien.


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#2490868 - 12/15/15 12:15 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: bennevis]  
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I suggest for examination that not only was Beethoven an alien spy - and hence we are presented with the out of this world qualities of his last five piano sonatas - but so, too, sirwormsalot and bennevis are alien spies. Given that aliens are real, and also that spies are us, the conclusion in waiting seems inevitable and also impossible to circumvent.

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#2490894 - 12/15/15 01:42 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Michael Sayers]  
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Sounds like something an alien spy would say, Michael.

Now this is a little off topic, but in all reality there are plenty of UFOs caught on radar and classified documentation, sightings and reports. Did anybody here know that Buzz Aldrin, Edgar Mitchell, Gordon Cooper among others have publicly reported that UFOs are in fact real and aliens are visiting our planet? These are people who have walked on the moon by the way.

This is one of Beethoven's sky-sonatas, published when his spirit rose from Zentralfriedhof and he took over as supreme sky-kappelmeister of Zeta-Reticuli.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3oFDtLRcSk

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#2490903 - 12/15/15 02:24 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: sirwormsalot]  
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Originally Posted by sirwormsalot
Sounds like something an alien spy would say, Michael.

Now this is a little off topic, but in all reality there are plenty of UFOs caught on radar and classified documentation, sightings and reports. Did anybody here know that Buzz Aldrin, Edgar Mitchell, Gordon Cooper among others have publicly reported that UFOs are in fact real and aliens are visiting our planet? These are people who have walked on the moon by the way.

This is one of Beethoven's sky-sonatas, published when his spirit rose from Zentralfriedhof and he took over as supreme sky-kappelmeister of Zeta-Reticuli.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3oFDtLRcSk

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Hi sirwormsalot,

I know for 100% fact that "U.F.O.'s are real" - which is to say, that some U.F.O. reports document an unknown and unidentified [versus a known yet unidentified] phenomenon.

As I know this with total certainty - and since I owe it to others and especially quite young persons to do my own minuscule part in this area of advancement of democracy vs. government secrecy - I always am willing, and without fear, to take a stand on it.

#2490912 - 12/15/15 03:06 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: Michael Sayers]  
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Originally Posted by Michael Sayers


I know for 100% fact that "U.F.O.'s are real" - which is to say, that some U.F.O. reports document an unknown and unidentified [versus a known yet unidentified] phenomenon.

As I know this with total certainty - and since I owe it to others and especially quite young persons to do my own minuscule part in this area of advancement of democracy vs. government secrecy - I always am willing, and without fear, to take a stand on it.

But just because UFOs exist doesn't prove that ol' Luddy was an alien spy.

For that, I need video evidence of him stepping out of said UFO, and telling the world (in his guttural early 19th century German) that he is indeed an alien spy, looking for new worlds to invade & conquer (or conker, in alien-speak). For reasons of expediency, digitally manipulated or CGI videos are acceptable.


"I don't play accurately - anyone can play accurately - but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life."
#2490914 - 12/15/15 03:11 PM Re: Beethoven was an alien spy [Re: bennevis]  
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Originally Posted by bennevis
Originally Posted by Michael Sayers


I know for 100% fact that "U.F.O.'s are real" - which is to say, that some U.F.O. reports document an unknown and unidentified [versus a known yet unidentified] phenomenon.

As I know this with total certainty - and since I owe it to others and especially quite young persons to do my own minuscule part in this area of advancement of democracy vs. government secrecy - I always am willing, and without fear, to take a stand on it.

But just because UFOs exist doesn't prove that ol' Luddy was an alien spy.

For that, I need video evidence of him stepping out of said UFO, and telling the world (in his guttural early 19th century German) that he is indeed an alien spy, looking for new worlds to invade & conquer (or conker, in alien-speak). For reasons of expediency, digitally manipulated or CGI videos are acceptable.


He should also be holding up two forms of photo ID in the video.


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I got different results.

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