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Soon now, Winter will be off our back!

It's a "little" windy outside today, so I thought I would just stay inside and post some pictures. There are maybe worse things than "snow" & cold weather I'm thinking!

PUPPY POWER!

Dread locks? Only his hairdresser knows for sure!

Today is the FIRST DAY OF SPRING... & it honestly looks like this!!! Honest!

Get the "shovel" back out! & take it for a spin down the hill!

This is odd. For those who don't "sleep walk" but ...
For people who "dream" pianos, here's your own piano HEADBOARD"?

Seems "Everyone" is into music!??? hahahahaha

Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress, "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a menu." When she returns with his drink, he asks "Still servin' breakfast?" When she says Yes, he replies, "Then I'll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon ON END-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee." Indignantly the waitress says, "We don't serve that kinda stuff in here!" Guy says, "Funny... that's what I had in here yesterday..."
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A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."

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A woman and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."

The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."

He says, "I was talking to the duck."

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Skunk walks into a bar and he says, "Hey where did everybody go?"

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A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here.

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What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?

A bounced Czech

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A nonrenewable natural resource walks in to a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey.

The bar tender says "sorry friend, I cant serve YOU; you have been getting wasted all day long!"

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So, Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas."

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Two guys are walking their dogs, a black lab and a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the "lab" walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other: "We can't take our dogs in there." The first: "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here." "He's my seeing eye dog." "Oh. Sorry. Here's your beer." The other guy follows, orders a beer. Same response: No dogs allowed. "He's my seeing eye dog." "Yeah, right. A Chihuahua? Give me a break." "They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!"

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A guy walks into a Wedding Reception. He goes up to the Bartender and asks,
"Is this the punch Line?"

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This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can show him something unbelievable, he gets a free beer? The bartender says alright. So the man puts a hamster and two frogs on the bar and all of a sudden the two frogs jump up and start into a Broadway medley. Well, a man at the end of the bar said, "That's amazing, I'll give you $1,000 for the frogs." The man agreed the guy took off. The bartender said to him, "You could have gotten more for the frogs." The man said, "Frogs are easy to come by, the hamster's a ventriloquist."

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Ole goes to a bar to meet his friend, Sven. He spies Sven sittin' at da bar, with a dog underneath his chair. Ole says, "Hey, Sven, does your dog bite?" "No, Ole," says Sven, "he don't. "Well, kin I pet da dog?" "Sure, says Sven."Ole reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites him on the hand! "Hey," says Ole, "why'd yer dog bite me?!" "Oh," says Ole, "that ain't my dog."

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A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

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Now on the Weather, the WHITE STUFF is contained!



Unfortunately, the white stuff is still falling!

Summer is coming!



Ice cream CONES, will soon replace the white stuff!



It's melting out there. So watch your step, it's getting ... SLIPPERY out there!
I'd like to see a CAT think of this or do this!

SPRING is here, let's have a PIANO DANCE!

I see SUMMER in your future!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Just thought this was cool!
But let's replace "cool" with "warm" shall we?

Here's some "street art"! Art On PAVEMENT! YES,
we can see PAVEMENT! Pavement is COOL after a long WINTER!

YES, PAVEMENT! The simple things in life!
And when we park our ... means of transportation we can now actually see real PAVEMENT! hahahaha

Well, around here, we're not doing so good in the weather department. We even have a new phrase:

April Snowfalls bring May Snowballs.

Hold on Marty! Pavement art to the rescue!
Wait for it, it's called SUMMER!

Have you guys "looked" outside lately!? {IMG]