Piano World Home Page Forums Our Most Popular Forums Piano Tuner-Technicians Forum OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland)

Wow, a psychic! How did you know I was trying the old elbow in the ear trick? (Never mind. I might not like the answer.)

Did I post this one already? I can't remember! Beam me up Scotty!

Picture created by the famous Thomas Barbey. Photoshop and software not used in this.

I'm sorry you must have the wrong number

Well I'm back from my Vacation!
A REAL Vacation, not a DIGITAL Vacation

Welcome Back Diane!!!

Thanks Jerry! I could get used to SAND!
Just give me a surfboard (a SURF INSTRUCTOR) ...and lots of TIME! ... on an OCEAN!

Did you get to Mavericks? (And not come to see us?)

Mavericks? What a Maverick?
Well I went to YOUR door , but no one was home! Or . . . they wouldn't let me in. Dressing like the locals you know!

Oh I see Mavericks! I pulled up YOUR Website & THERE YOU WERE!
I found my new surf instructor!
If that looked like I was hitting on you... you were right!

Except piano techs are not in that group!

You mean you don't meet at the bar BDB???? Me neither.

We had a wine tasting at our club a while ago, of wines that are made or associated with club members. My buddy the ex-police chief comes from a wine making family, so I got him to donate a case, but neither he nor I drink, so someone else had to pour it.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?















A viola burns longer!

Weather ... you like Bach or not. That is the question!?
Anyways, this picture is for you Horowitzian. It's not a cat, but it's clever!

I thought I would finally reply to this thread.

Question:
What is the difference between a bassoon and a flute?

Answer:
You can hit a baseball much farther with a bassoon.

That must be A.S. Bach, the brother of P.D.Q.

The thought makes me shriver in fear.