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There goes my refund

























I'm in a rut


























I'd better turn off the engine

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

My question... does this work on Old Spinets too?

This was the last picture I ever took

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?

21. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

22. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

23. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

24. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

25. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

26. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

27. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
I dunno, why do we?

Happy Saint Patrick's Day
































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This is a bunch of crock





















Don't look Mabel

THE Snow's NOT going away even though yesterday was the FIRST DAY OF SPRING!

Do you ever feel like somebody's watching you





















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Sorry I haven't been contributing here with pictures, but my computer died!
Yep! Dead & gone! So I should be up and running real soon!

I installed Windows 7 a few weeks ago on my old computer and had to reload all my programs.
It's going to be a long time before I'm back and running





















It was a good party last night - sorry I missed it

Hey, Diane, guess what? We finally found someone to marry you!!! Look!!!



But, then, it will look like this and it will take over your computer!



Then, you will be ignored...



Then you will have children...



And, they will fight!!!



And teased too!!! Seriously teased!!!! Or NOT.!

Hey Jerry, have a fun trip! And DONT FORGET ANYTHING!
Looks like you got it all! . . . wink!

Thanks Diane,

Here's one of the places we're staying at.





Think, fun in the sun!

I want you to eat everything on your plate
























But I don't like spinach

I'm GREEN with envy Jerry! Hope a shark BITES you!

April Fools Day






































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Funny Daryl! My cat fell for it!
Jerry went for holidays in his new car! Nice eh!
Think his wife got it for him as an April Fools joke!