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I regret to say that I've been that someone before. ....I swear the door in question was not marked!
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And you probably will be that someone again, just like the rest of us!
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Pick that bugg out of your nose THAT . . . takes the "cake" Daryl! (wink)
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Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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It just proves that you are gifted! ahahaha, that was on a "Far Side" calendar I used to have.
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Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.
In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words." ___________________________________________
Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday. ___________________________________________
What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool. ___________________________________________
How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course. ___________________________________________
How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him. ___________________________________________
Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?" ___________________________________________
A University of Mississippi football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________
What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise." ___________________________________________
If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer. ___________________________________________
How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck. ___________________________________________
What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth. ___________________________________________
University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves. ___________________________________________
How is the South Carolina football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road. ___________________________________________
Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. ___________________________________________
How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza. ___________________________________________
What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?
Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticksâ€--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.â€
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and ill show u A-flat minor.
What did the grape say when it got stomped on.Nothing but it let out a little wine.(whine)
The bicycle couldnt stand on its own cuz it was 2 tired.
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
To hats were hanging on a hat wall one said to the other u stay here ill go on a head.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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Someone said put your TRUCK LIGHTS ON . . . Think the guy's name was . . . JERRY! (wink)
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It just proves that you are gifted! ahahaha, that was on a "Far Side" calendar I used to have. Well PUsh and PUll both start with the letters "PU" So it's universal to get confused. Not just confusing for BLONDES" . . . Universally confusing!
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It is soooooo cold. I'm so MAD I could BITE something! But "Frost bite" isn't looking so bad after all! Things could be WORSE . . . yet again!
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