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Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Those are just baby gators. They will jump in the water as you approach. It's the bigger ones, 9 or 10 feet (or bigger) that give you the eye and refuse to move. I like to keep my kayak about 20 feet away from the big ones.

Gone fishin

Here's Jerry after eating TURKEY & pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving!




& here's Jerry weighing after THANKSGIVING!

Holy Happy Meal Batman

Well that's one way to carve out a pumpkin

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird crap."

"It was my first day with the hook......."

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During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"
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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like heck is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Anyone lose a "piano key" . . .

Very creative! But someone should try to "lose" that tattoo!

Wearing "Elton John's piano for halloween!

The little critters are gettin' ready for Halloween

Good thing the dog can't see this!