Better Howie??
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names
are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can
we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same
old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the
colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not
ONE named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around?
We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to
rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some
of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or
after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing
our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch
is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately
drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and
lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with
him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a
good thing.