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More Senior thoughts.

Here I come to save the day













































That was a good steak
























Why don't you grab a chair and sit over here

Vat is u looking at Senior? My purrty purrrty eyes?

Commuting to work might be OK for some




























How can you tell who the spy is?



















A sub on each side of the stage will bring out the bass and add more bark to the mix

Some kids have a lot to say






























It's time to walk the dog




























I'm gonna lay back and watch some Monday Night Football

Funny Daryl!!!

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me
the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce
you man and wife.'

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell
me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to
New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of
Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in
Juan.'

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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I
passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten
years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a
bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a
bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd
never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.

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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was
massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of
lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the
distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly
said, 'Well, she's there.'

I'm having a bad hair day

Daryl, that first monkey's facial expression kind of reminded me of Elvis Presley..

It's almost deer season

Bwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

*Picks himself up off the floor*

Any dummy can read in bed!


And you thought it was the clock.....or the batteries...




Oh feed me you great mommy you.



You in trouble!!!

Winding down after a long days work



















































This is like watching cat TV


































Don't get too excited about the whole thing

The first one, is a baker's perspective. The 2nd is Maxine's perspective...

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.


Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.



Go to the bakery! heck, they'll even decorate it for you!

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.


Celery? Never heard of it!

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.


Leftover wine??????? HELLO!!!!!!

Lastly, if you don 't tell your friends about this within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

We could make a fortune selling that as a new diet plan!

I wonder what they see. Maybe it was me?




Watch out buddy!!!

I've been working up new songs with the band




























This is a fun way to get rid of cat hair
























Smile - your on candid camera

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.


There is no psychiatrist in the world ike a puppy licking your face.


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.


Gee, I can't believe he's putting serious crap in here man, this dude needs a life! He must be really bored!

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

I caught him, he's mine! Go find your own toy!



That'll teach you to look away when I'm talking to you.