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Probably the owner though his property was in danger

Yes a few bullets in the head may be a good educational method, yet to be tested here but we come to that slowly.

Saturday's a good day to wash clothes

The first color image from Curiosity came in last night:

ROTFL - And I always thought that Martians were green!

Hey, watch it now! I live in the foothills of the Ozarks. That picture is not accurate at all...the people have too many teeth and I don't see any meth labs. LOL

Or stills.

Not sure about that, but there seem to plenty of people who buy that sort of stuff at Maccy D's.

Ah life before Facebook and Twitter

Now that is truly funny. How many hashtags in C#-Major again?

Yep, that'll kill ya.



In bronze!



Expired.

Memories are all we have

Truth in advertising.



CYA!



Says it all.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,


'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?

Our guy at church that does our announcements always ends with a joke before we all shake hands. Some of them are really bad but here's is my favorite one...Don't remember it exactly, but I'll just make up what I can't remember...


This boy goes to meet his new teacher. Trying to get to know the new student, the teacher asks the boy what his parents do for a living. The boy says. "My dad is a magician." The teacher said, "WOW! That's really cool! What kind of tricks does he do?" The boy said, "He cuts people in half." "My goodness" said the teacher, "Well do you have any brothers or sisters?" The boy says, "Yes, One sister and two half brothers." LOL!!!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

I could use some coffee right now

This just in...


NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars.
Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.

(A Man’s Point of View/www.facebook.com/Women and Dating)