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Well, thank you grandpianoman. It's nice to hear that. We all try to entertain everyone and try to take our minds off from the every day stress in this thread.

I think it started as just a fad for fun and then just sort of developed into an entertainment sort of thread after that.

Everyone that contributes in here is appreciated! I set here laughing a lot too! Even at my own posts.

Cage me up will ya! I'll show you what I think of you AND your stupid cage!



Wanna race? Bet I can catch ya! Makes me want to run just looking at it.



Hey lady, you got any nummy treats in there for us, huh??? What are all of these smelly people clothes in there? Who needs clothes anyway?

HEHEHE SMACK!

Howie, your PM box is full.

Thought you could get away from me did ya? Bet I can hang on longer than you can!



Oh, so you wanna box eh?

Ouch...That's an expensive camera....sorry, I bet the photographer hurts too....

I have to move and decided to leave
the old upright piano in the basement

I wonder whether Handel's Water Music was ever transcribed for piano?

Oh, and don't forget the Dampp-Chaser.

When it's OK to say OH S***!







Hello my new meal.



You scared me now, I scare you too!

...and call on your friends Smith and Wesson.

So, here's some off the wall stuff for you all.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery..

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Hehehe, some of those are groaners (2, 4, and 7 for example). But still hilarious.

After tuning these pianos I'm gone with the wind

How can you not let dis cute face out of da cage hmmm? Open up, come on, open up.



I hiding. Can you see me? I no see u either!



What the heck izzzz it?



AHHHHHHHHHH! A SNAKE!!! A FRIGGGENN SNAAAAAAKEEEE!

Well it's time to go to the dentist again
But I might have to wait in line

Last pic gives waiting in line at the restroom a whole new meaning.

You want me to poop where? Oh yeah? Well, take this!



Doggie prison. heck of a life but, at least we can still smell you. Just wait till we get at you!



Well? At least we don't set on your face and do it like you humans do!!!

I'm a deer! I'm superman! I'm flying. I don't know what I am, do you?



I said I don't LIKE polka's dangit!



Wooooo, meeee? You weallly tink me did dat? looka dis cute face? till tink it?



"Get off from me you jerk!" So what? I like um. He's my pal!

I caught it, I caught it!



Can you do this?



Readddddy, sseeettt GO!

Hehe, the 'doggie gymnast' is pretty funny.

I wish I could go faster
but I have something wrong with my neck

Too much rain and now I'm singing in it