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#1318965 - 12/05/09 02:33 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: pianobroker]  
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#1318971 - 12/05/09 02:38 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: pianobroker]  
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" and this is our nest of pianodactyls and boy are they hungry! Hopefullly, the mother will be back to feed them soon. They live on a staple diet of guitarists, we'll watch as they tear one limb from limb, its not a pretty sight though...."

#1318974 - 12/05/09 02:45 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Ori]  
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"We're an All Steinway School now. All our practice rooms look like this."

"I'm beginning to wonder if our new return policy is a bit too favorable for the customers."

"I suppose it's okay to put all the factory rejects in one place - just don't tell the customers!"

"And these are the ones no longer eligible for floor financing."

"Maybe we can list them on Overstock.com."


#1318979 - 12/05/09 02:51 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]  
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I think the artists name is Stubbs, I saw his display of Bricks at the Tate, but I much prefer this, the didactic interplay of black on white, that said, I prefer his Ink Blots screen prints you can see hanging over there..."

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#1318980 - 12/05/09 02:54 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: moscheles001]  
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Originally Posted by moscheles001
"The western plains used to be home to tens of thousands of them, but because of the railroads, this is the last of the herd."

Made me laugh the most. ha

#1318982 - 12/05/09 02:57 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: pianobroker]  
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Originally Posted by pianobroker
1."How come there are no price tags"
2."Let me do all the talking,honey,Now where is that salesman"
3."They sure got alot of pianos left"They've been going out of biz for a year now.
4." Do they sell sheet music here"
5. "Costco got a better selection than this"
6."Honey,but nobody plays"
7." Do you think they'll meet Costco's price"
8." It's like a morgue in here"
9. " Can't we just get them a digital"
10. Didn't I buy my car from that guy ?
11. "Now which one did the interior decorator like"
12. "How did they get all these in here"
13. "I've always wanted one of these black shiney ones"
14. "Wouldn't you rather have that jacuzzi"

Last but not least!

"Honey,Just because the Jones have a Steinway doesn't mean we have to get one too."

Stop, you're killing me! smile

#1319042 - 12/05/09 04:29 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Mark_C]  
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"When I said, organise a recital with seven pianists, did I have to say they'd use the SAME goddam piano!!???"

#1319056 - 12/05/09 05:01 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Mark_C]  
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Yeh, now that Santas getting on and going slightly dotty, we've had to name each of his pianos the same as the reindeer, So there's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen & Rudolf is just around the corner"

#1319060 - 12/05/09 05:09 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]  
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#1319071 - 12/05/09 05:31 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]  
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#1319077 - 12/05/09 05:35 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]  
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#1319078 - 12/05/09 05:42 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]  
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"It's the worst case of Grey Market Piano Smuggling we've ever seen, how the poor courier manages to swallow one, let alone all of them before splitting open I'll never know...."

#1319083 - 12/05/09 05:53 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]  
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#1319139 - 12/05/09 07:26 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: moscheles001]  
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#1319159 - 12/05/09 08:06 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: MPP]  
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#1319201 - 12/05/09 09:31 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: pianobroker]  
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#1319203 - 12/05/09 09:33 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Mark_C]  
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Originally Posted by MarkCannon
Originally Posted by moscheles001
"The western plains used to be home to tens of thousands of them, but because of the railroads, this is the last of the herd."

Made me laugh the most. ha


me too. laugh


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#1319205 - 12/05/09 09:37 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: piqué]  
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#1319211 - 12/05/09 09:48 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: -Frycek]  
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#1319213 - 12/05/09 09:52 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: AJF]  
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I dunno, AJF... yours was pretty good, too. I think you and turandot both should send your captions in to the contest. thumb


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#1319215 - 12/05/09 09:52 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: RealPlayer]  
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#1319216 - 12/05/09 09:54 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Monica K.]  
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Here's my 13 year old daughter's suggestion:

"You couldn't collect anything smaller, like coins?"


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#1319233 - 12/05/09 10:25 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: RealPlayer]  
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#1319240 - 12/05/09 10:39 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Monica K.]  
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Originally Posted by Monica K.
Here's my 13 year old daughter's suggestion:

"You couldn't collect anything smaller, like coins?"


that's great! And that's one sharp 13 y/o



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#1319286 - 12/06/09 12:19 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: moscheles001]  
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Originally Posted by moscheles001
"They say they're going to occupy the building until Larry Fine moves them back to Tier 1."


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#1319291 - 12/06/09 12:29 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Rod Verhnjak]  
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#1319293 - 12/06/09 12:30 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: moscheles001]  
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Originally Posted by moscheles001
"They say they're going to occupy the building until Larry Fine moves them back to Tier 1."


I love this too! laugh But I think only the pianophiles will get this frown


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#1319298 - 12/06/09 12:43 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: -Frycek]  
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Originally Posted by -Frycek
Is this the Steinway bar mitzvah?

TIED for making me laugh the most. smile

#1319299 - 12/06/09 12:45 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: AJF]  
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Originally Posted by AJF
Originally Posted by Monica K.
Here's my 13 year old daughter's suggestion:

"You couldn't collect anything smaller, like coins?"


that's great! And that's one sharp 13 y/o

+1

#1319303 - 12/06/09 12:46 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: marimorimo]  
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Originally Posted by marimorimo
Originally Posted by moscheles001
"They say they're going to occupy the building until Larry Fine moves them back to Tier 1."

I love this too! laugh But I think only the pianophiles will get this frown

I wouldn't have till I joined here last month.
I mighta thought it was about "The 3 Stooges." smile

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