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#1088993 - 04/11/05 04:03 PM introduction of myself  
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hello patrons of here, i am Akhmetov. i recently came upon the acquirement of piano, so i started to learn while i decide to sell the piano. (it has many keys and pedal, and is made from and of wood)

i see that in US and A, there is many oppurtunity for betterment of knowledge in musics. should i get teacher? is plow experience a requirement of working parties in US and A, like in my country?

i would also like very much for the patrons of here to give suggestions as to how i should proceed in the playing of the piano. (there are many keys, pedals, and wood, so i am confused as how to make good sound, like american billy joels or elton joan)


look at picture, it is dog smoking! how funny, dog who smoke!

now i make joke..there are two russian, who come into bar. the first say to his friend, "why dont you like the cold", and the 2nd friend do a little dance! haha, a little dance!
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#1088994 - 04/11/05 04:58 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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Have you met Borat?

#1088995 - 04/11/05 07:23 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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if you know nothing about piano and piano music (which seems as if you have indicated), then you probably have to have a teacher to get start or at least need to get some method book to learn some piano mechanics (plus build/history stuff) and playing basics.

anybody can hit a key easy on a piano with one or two fingers, but to play with both hands is not easy at the beginning. i never had a teacher, but it's because i knew music and keyboard basics before learning to play and had played an accordion long time ago. you, on the other hand, sound like needing some serious instructions from a teacher or some other resources.

#1088996 - 04/11/05 07:26 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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signa, what is accordion? a funny hat?


look at picture, it is dog smoking! how funny, dog who smoke!

now i make joke..there are two russian, who come into bar. the first say to his friend, "why dont you like the cold", and the 2nd friend do a little dance! haha, a little dance!
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#1088997 - 04/11/05 07:32 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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ha, you don't even know what accordion is confused ? let me describe it:

- it's a sort of music box like a pump
- it has 2 strips to be carried over shoulders and against your chest
- it has one side keyboard (RH) and another side (LH) harmonic buttons (each of which produce a chord of a key by pressing it)
- it has to be pumped (with air through middle vent section) to produce any sound

is this clear enough for you?

#1088998 - 04/11/05 07:39 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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sound like a prostitute! do you make joke?


look at picture, it is dog smoking! how funny, dog who smoke!

now i make joke..there are two russian, who come into bar. the first say to his friend, "why dont you like the cold", and the 2nd friend do a little dance! haha, a little dance!
#1088999 - 04/11/05 07:56 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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Sometimes, if you pump the accordion hard enough, it will sound like a prostitute.

eek


Sam
#1089000 - 04/11/05 07:56 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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i dont understand


look at picture, it is dog smoking! how funny, dog who smoke!

now i make joke..there are two russian, who come into bar. the first say to his friend, "why dont you like the cold", and the 2nd friend do a little dance! haha, a little dance!
#1089001 - 04/11/05 08:10 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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don't you ever see some folk music groups (in Russian or east Europe especially), where some people playing violins or flute or drum while a guy in the middle playing an accordion (a music box like instrument) with 2 hands doing open and close action constantly and at the same time playing right hand keyboard and left hand buttons with fingers?

btw, an accordion has 2 strips attached behind the box (just like a school backpack) which are used to carry the instrument over shoulders so that it could hang in front of the player! am i really that bad in explaining things to you?

#1089002 - 04/11/05 08:14 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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signa, i understand what is accordiong, i was talking to jerome as to why he make his accordiong sound like prostitute.

i think accordiong is mean приклад коровы?


look at picture, it is dog smoking! how funny, dog who smoke!

now i make joke..there are two russian, who come into bar. the first say to his friend, "why dont you like the cold", and the 2nd friend do a little dance! haha, a little dance!
#1089003 - 04/11/05 08:23 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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I was making a joke. Sorry. wink


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#1089004 - 04/11/05 08:30 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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Sam,

Stop you're killing me laugh laugh

That's the funniest thing I've read here in a long time. thumb


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#1089005 - 04/11/05 09:06 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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#1089006 - 04/11/05 10:05 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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Its probably no more unreal than THIS, JerryLu. ....uh, see below, please ...
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make what use you will of this wisdom, grasshopper.

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#1089007 - 04/11/05 10:32 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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приклад коровы ??? confused

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#1089008 - 04/11/05 11:32 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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udderly delightful, nina!

#1089009 - 04/12/05 05:11 AM Re: introduction of myself  
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Bob, now you're just milking this thread.


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#1089010 - 04/12/05 05:52 AM Re: introduction of myself  
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There's nothing worse than the smell of dirty old "sock puppets"!


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#1089011 - 04/12/05 06:17 AM Re: introduction of myself  
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laugh laugh laugh

#1089012 - 04/12/05 06:33 AM Re: introduction of myself  
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sam..... - you surprise me


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#1089013 - 04/12/05 07:28 AM Re: introduction of myself  
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Sam, laugh laugh

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Quote
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Sometimes, if you pump the accordion hard enough, it will sound like a prostitute.

eek
Someone go get Sheriff Phlebas! I'm making a citizen's arrest of Young Sam for posting lewd and lascivious material on the pristine and virginal AB forum!


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#1089015 - 04/14/05 05:28 PM Re: introduction of myself  
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Woops. Looks like I struck a wrong note with you guys.

Apple*, I surprise even myself sometimes. I'm not usually into such ribaldry, I can assure you... wink


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